Humor & Jokes About Relationships

When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)
Marriage is is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer. (Author Unknown)
Marriage is the only legal method of suppressing freedom of speech in America. (Author Unknown)
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you'll meet that night. (Paul Hornung)
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. (Peter De Vries)

God replies: "So that you would find them attractive."

Then the man asks: "God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?"

HUSBAND: (absent-mindedly) —"Yes, my lamb."

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