BEDTIME HEADACHE

At bedtime, the amorous husband prepared two aspirins and a glass of water for his wife.

"What is this for?"

"For your headache, dear."

"But I don't have a headache."

"Good."

LAST NOTICE

Wife, opening mail, to spouse:

"The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?"

"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you,
it keeps you together until you fall in again." ~ Judith Viorst

MARRIED LIFE

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

- In the FIRST year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

- In the SECOND year, the women speaks and the man listens.

- In the THIRD year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner

INSPIRED

John went over to his friend Ken's house and was amazed at how well Ken treated his wife. He often told her how attractive she was, complimented her cooking and showered her with hugs and kisses.

"Geez," John remarked later, "you really make a big fuss over your wife."

"I started to appreciate her more about five months ago," Ken said. "It has revived our marriage, improved our sex life, and we couldn't be happier."

Inspired, John hurried home, hugged his wife and told her how much he loved her, and said he wanted to hear all about her day. But she burst into tears.

"Honey," John said, "what's the matter?"

"This has been the worst day," she replied. "This morning our son fell off his bike and hurt his ankle, then the washing machine broke. Now, to top it off, you come home drunk!"

"The longest sentence you can form with just two words is: I do." ~ Mencken

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