A fireman and his wife were
bored with their sex life, so he tries to think of ways fuel the
One day at the fire house
he's thinking about the "bell system." The way the bell system at the
works, when bell one rings, they all run out to the trucks. On bell
they gear up. On bell three they jump on the trucks and head to the
The fireman goes home and
tells his wife: "Honey, I know what we can do to spruce up our sex
"Use the bell system like
at the firehouse, but a little different.
When I call 'bell one', you
run into the bedroom. When I call 'bell two', you take your clothes
and when I call 'bell three', hop on the bed and we'll do it."
The next evening he comes
home hollering, "Bell one!" and she runs into the bedroom. He hollers,
"Bell two!" and she takes her clothes off. He yells, "Bell three!" and
she hops on the bed and he hops on her.
While they're mingling, she
yells, "Bell four! Bell four!"
Husband asks, "What the hell's
"More hose! More hose! You're
nowhere near the fire!"