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 Checkup

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office for a checkup. 

Afterwards, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Unless you do the following things, your husband will surely die." 

"Here's what you need to do:" 

"Every morning make sure you serve him a good healthy breakfast. Meet him at home each day for lunch so you can serve him a well balanced meal. Make sure you feed him a good, hot meal each evening and don't overburden him with any stressful conversation, nor ask him to perform any household chores. Also, keep the house spotless and clean so he doesn't get exposed to any threatening germs." 

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor said. 

She replied, "You're going to die".

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