| Three friends Bob, Jim,
Sam and his wife, were involved in a tragic car accident in which all of
them died.
As they stood at the gates
of heaven St. Peter came up to them and said:
"You will all be given a
method of transportation for your eternal use around heaven. You will be
judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly."
St. Peter looked at Bob and
said, "You, Bob, were a bad man. You cheated on your wife four times! For
this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat up Dodge."
Next St. Peter looked at
Jim and said, "You, were not so evil, but you still cheated on your wife
two times. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota
station wagon."
St. Peter finally looked
at Sam, and said, "You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have
sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife! For this,
you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari."
A short time later, Jon and
Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam's Ferrari and there he is, sitting
on the hood, head in hands, crying.
"What's wrong, Sam?" they
asked. "You got the Ferrari! You are set forever! Why you are so down?"
Sam looked up, ever so slowly
opened his mouth and cried, "I just saw my wife go by on a skate board." |
