women are talking
about their love lives.
The first one says, "My husband
is an architect. When we make love it has power, it has form, it has
The second one says, "My
husband is an artist. When we make love it has passion, it has emotion,
it has vision. It's wonderful!"
The third woman sighs, "My
husband works for Microsoft. When we make love, he just sits at the end
of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when it gets here."
Take Off My
My wife came home
the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me to
take off her underwear.
Then she told me
not to wear her clothes anymore.