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1. The
longest sentence you can form with just two words is: I do.
~Mencken
2. Bigamy is
having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar
Wilde
3. A wedding
anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance
and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~Paul
Sweeney
4. We sleep in
separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're
doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. ~Rodney
Dangerfield
5. Matrimony
is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had.
~Francis Rodman
6. Behind
every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ~Groucho
Marx
7. It destroys
one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
~Benjamin Disraeli
8. Do you know
what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little
love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the
wrong house, that's what it means. ~George
Burns
9. Success in
marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but
through being the right mate. ~Barnett R.
Brickner
10. Marriage
occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line. ~Author
Unknown
11. Marriage
is the process that turns a female from an attraction into a
distraction. ~Author Unknown
12. Dammit
sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for
pleasure. ~Oscar Wilde
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