"Marriage is like
putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an
~Leonardo Di Vinci
is when a
man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide
which one. ~Author Unknown
for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men."
that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it.
you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. ~Groucho
5. When a
man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks
we wonder why. ~Author Unknown
6. If you
want to sacrifice
the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get
man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After
he'll fall asleep before you finish...
is the alliance
of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who
never forgets. ~Ogden Nash
FIRST marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. SECOND
marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
advice to you
is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not,
become a philosopher. ~Socrates
Do not marry a person that you know you can live with; only marry
that you cannot live without. ~Author Unknown
a dog is
like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to
sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few
scratches on your car. ~Will Stanton