Marriage Quotes 1


HE: "But what reason have you for refusing to marry me?"
SHE: "Papa objects. He says you are an actor."
HE: "Give my regards to the old boy and tell him I'm sorry he isn't a newspaper critic."

"One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again." ~ Judith Viorst

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner

"We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together." ~ Rodney Dangerfield

"It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being." ~ Benjamin Disraeli

"Marriage occurs where a man gets hooked by his own line." ~ Author Unknown

"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is the process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction." ~ Author Unknown

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." ~ Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel." ~ Leonardo Di Vinci

"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men." ~ Aristotle



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About Tea

Tea

Tea began as a medicine and grew into a beverage associated with comfort and...

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Until a quite recent period botanists believed that the tea plant was a native of China, and that its growth was confined to China and Japan. But it is now definitely known that the tea plant is a native of India, where the wild plant attains a size and perfection which concealed its true character from botanical experts, as well as from ordinary observers, for many years after it had become familiar to them as a native of Indian forests.

The Encyclopedia Britannica concedes to the Dutch, the honor of being the first European tea-drinkers, and states that early English supplies of tea were obtained from Dutch sources.

While both the English and Dutch East India Companies exhibited in England small samples of tea as curiosities of barbarian customs very early in the 17th century, tea did not begin to be used as a beverage in England even by the Royalty until after 1650.


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