I had no idea...
A girl asks her boyfriend
to come over Saturday night and have dinner first time with her
Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go
and have sex for the first time.
The young man is very ecstatic.
He takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the
young man patiently. He tells him everything there is to know about sex
At the register, the pharmacist
asks him how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 5-pack, 10-pack or family
The young man insists on
the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.
That night, the he shows
up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
"Oh I'm so excited for your
to meet my parents, come on in!" She takes him inside to the dinner
table where her parents
The young man quickly offers
to say grace and bows his head.
Time passes, and MORE time.
Finally the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the
"I had no idea you were this religious."
He hisses back, "I had no
idea your father was a PHARMACIST!"