| A girl asks her boyfriend
to come over Saturday night and have dinner first time with her family.
Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces that after dinner, she would like to go out
and have sex for the first time.
The young man is very ecstatic.
He takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the
young man patiently. He tells him everything there is to know about sex
and condoms.
At the register, the pharmacist
asks him how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 5-pack, 10-pack or family
pack.
The young man insists on
the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy.
That night, the he shows
up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh I'm so excited for your
to meet my parents, come on in!" She takes him inside to the dinner
table where her parents
are seated.
The young man quickly offers
to say grace and bows his head.
Time passes, and MORE time.
Finally the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
He hisses back, "I had no
idea your father was a PHARMACIST!" |
