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PROBLEM
After wedding a young couple
rented a town house in a large complex.
Concerned about a leak in
an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but
nothing happened.
Finally her husband reached
the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, " My wife
is afraid the bathtub will fall through the kitchen."
"Oh, no," the manager quickly
replied. "The bathtub falls through the living room."
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BLACK EYE
One day Mary, the waitress,
reported for service with a black eye.
"Why, Mary," said her old
sympathetic restaurant manager, "what a bad eye you have!"
"Yes'm."
"Well, there's one consolation.
It might have been worse."
"Yes'm."
"You might have had both
of them hurt."
"Yes'm. Or worse'n that:
I might not ha' been married at all."
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