HOW
TRUE
I've never
driven a car
before. It's not so bad for first time!
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| Man
is the only animal that goes to sleep when he's not sleepy and gets up
when he is tired. |
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| If
you love something, set it free.
If
it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If
it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If
it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,
uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you
actually
set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to
it!
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| Business
conventions
are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can
operate
without. |
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| Stores
hire extra help for
the holidays. This way, customers who don't know what they want are
helped
by people who don't know where it is. |
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| Today's
woman puts on wigs,
fake eyelashes, false fingernails, sixteen pounds of assorted
make-up/shadows/blushes/creams,
living bras, various pads that would make a linebacker envious, has
implants
and assorted other surgeries, then complains that she cannot find a
"real"
man. |
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| A good
answer is what
you think of later. |
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| No one has
more driving
ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car. |
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| It is
better to be looked
over than overlooked. |
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