Humor,
Jokes, Quotes & Fun
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| Mankind
are always happier
for having been happy; so that if you make them happy now, you make
them
happy twenty years hence by the memory of it. —Sydney Smith. |
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| "He's an
honest young man"
said the bar owner, with an approving smile. "He sold his vote to pay
his
whiskey bill." |
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vQuestion:
What do you call an intelligent man in America? Answer: A tourist. |
| vI
spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. (S.Wright). |
| vQuestion:
How do blonde brain cells die? Answer: Alone. |
| vA
pessimist is NEVER disappointed! |
| vThirty
Ways to Scare People in the lab. |
| vDo
vampires get AIDS? |
vReal Life
Humor
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"Do you
have much trouble
with your automobile?"
"Trouble! Say,
I couldn't
have more if I was married to the blamed machine." |
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A farmer,
according to this
definition, is a man who makes his money on the farm and spends it in
town.
An agriculturist is a man who makes his money in town and spends it on
the farm. |
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