A farmer,
according to this
definition, is a man who makes his money on the farm and spends it in
town.
An agriculturist is a man who makes his money in town and spends it on
the farm.
The
SECRET of happiness is to count your blessings - NOT your problems!
It is easy
enough to restrain our anger when the other fellow is the
bigger.
When a
husband loses his temper he usually finds his wife's.
Question: What is the penalty for
bigamy?
Answer:
2 mothers-in-law.
The
dentist is one who pulls out the teeth of others to obtain
employment
for his own.
They are
as sick that surfeit with too much, as they that starve
with
nothing.—Shakespeare.
A twelve
course dinner might be described as a gastronomic
marathon. —John
E. Rosser.
Economy is
a way of spending money without getting any fun out of
it.
An
economist is usually a man who can save money by cutting down some
other person's expenses.
It is
better to decide a difference between enemies than friends,
for
one of our friends will certainly become an enemy and one of our
enemies
a friend.
—Bias.
A circle
is a line which meets its other end without ending.
