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BLONDE
HUMOR AND JOKES
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Good Thing
A blonde
was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead.
Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
The
blonde says: "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me
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No, but...
A blonde
walked into a hardware
store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for
them. The clerk asked her, "Need a screw for those hinges?" "No, but
how
about a blow job for the shovel in the back?" |
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Three Women
There were
three women stranded
on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
The brunette
looked
over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore.
So
she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out
five
miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island,
and
she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second
one, the redhead,
said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. "I guess it's better to try
to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to
swim
out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as
she
swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she
was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde
thought
to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better
try
to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles,
NINETEEN
miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she
said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
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Dead Birdie
A brunette and
a blonde are
walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the
dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" |
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What
about the blond
guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
He wanted
to know who
the other man was... |
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