Some Questions & Answers - Vol.2

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days?
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

QUESTION: Why does it take 500 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
ANSWER: Because they won't stop to ask directions.

QUESTION: What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
ANSWER: Men always miss them.

QUESTION: What do you call a truck-load of vibrators?
ANSWER: Toys for twats.

QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
ANSWER: They come in five flavors.

QUESTION: Why is the space between a women's tits and hips called a waist?
ANSWER: Because you could put another pair of tits there.

QUESTION: What is the definition of nothing?
ANSWER: When a man with an erection walks into a brick wall and injures........his nose.

QUESTION: What does Kodak and a condom have in common?
ANSWER: You use both to catch those special moments!!!

QUESTION: What do men and pantyhose have in common?
ANSWER: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!



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Two doctors met in the hall of the hospital.
"Well," said the first, "what's new this morning?"
"I've got a most curious case. Woman, cross-eyed; in fact, so cross-eyed that when she cries the tears run down her back."
"What are you doing for her?"
"Just now," was the answer, "we're treating her for bacteria."

Medical Humor & Jokes

The costumer came forward to attend to the nervous old beau who was mopping his bald and shining poll with a big silk handkerchief.
"And what can I do for you?" he asked.
"I want a little help in the way of a suggestion," said the old fellow. "I intend going to the French Students' masquerade ball to-night, and I want a distinctly original costume—something I may be sure no one else will wear. What would you suggest?"
The costumer looked him over attentively, bestowing special notice on the gleaming knob.
"Well, I'll tell you," he said then, thoughtfully: "why don't you sugar your head and go as a pill?"