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Some
Questions & Answers - Vol.2
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QUESTION: Why
should a
honeymoon only be six
days?
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a
whole week. |
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QUESTION: Do you know what is
honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting
between dating
and debting. |
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QUESTION: Why does it take 500
million sperm
to fertilize one egg?
ANSWER: Because they won't stop to
ask directions. |
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QUESTION: What do a clitoris,
an anniversary,
and a toilet have in common?
ANSWER: Men always miss them. |
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QUESTION: What do you call a
truck-load of
vibrators?
ANSWER: Toys for twats. |
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers
better than men?
ANSWER: They come in five flavors. |
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QUESTION: Why is the space
between a women's
tits and hips called a waist?
ANSWER:
Because
you could put another pair of tits there. |
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QUESTION: What is the
definition of nothing?
ANSWER: When a man with an
erection walks
into a brick wall and injures........his nose. |
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QUESTION: What does Kodak and
a condom have
in common?
ANSWER: You use both to catch
those special
moments!!! |
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QUESTION: What do men and
pantyhose have in
common?
ANSWER: They either cling, run or
don't fit
right in the crotch! |
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TREATMENT
Two doctors met in the hall of the
hospital.
"Well," said the first, "what's new this morning?"
"I've got a most curious case. Woman, cross-eyed; in fact, so
cross-eyed
that when she cries the tears run down her back."
"What are you doing for her?"
"Just now," was the answer, "we're treating her for bacteria." |
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COSTUME
The costumer came forward to attend to the
nervous old beau who was
mopping his bald and shining poll with a big silk handkerchief.
"And what can I do for you?" he asked.
"I want a little help in the way of a suggestion," said the old
fellow.
"I intend going to the French Students' masquerade ball to-night, and I
want a distinctly original costume—something I may be sure no one else
will wear. What would you suggest?"
The costumer looked him over attentively, bestowing special notice
on
the gleaming knob.
"Well, I'll tell you," he said then, thoughtfully: "why don't you
sugar
your head and go as a pill?" |
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