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Some
Questions & Answers - Vol.2
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QUESTION: Why
should a
honeymoon only be six
days?
ANSWER: Because seven days makes a
whole week. |
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QUESTION: Do you know what is
honeymoon?
ANSWER: A short period of doting
between dating
and debting. |
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QUESTION: Why does it take 500
million sperm
to fertilize one egg?
ANSWER: Because they won't stop to
ask directions. |
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QUESTION: What do a clitoris,
an anniversary,
and a toilet have in common?
ANSWER: Men always miss them. |
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QUESTION: What do you call a
truck-load of
vibrators?
ANSWER: Toys for twats. |
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers
better than men?
ANSWER: They come in five flavors. |
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QUESTION: Why is the space
between a women's
tits and hips called a waist?
ANSWER:
Because
you could put another pair of tits there. |
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QUESTION: What is the
definition of nothing?
ANSWER: When a man with an
erection walks
into a brick wall and injures........his nose. |
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QUESTION: What does Kodak and
a condom have
in common?
ANSWER: You use both to catch
those special
moments!!! |
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QUESTION: What do men and
pantyhose have in
common?
ANSWER: They either cling, run or
don't fit
right in the crotch! |
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