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Medical Jokes & Humor
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The young Southern belle came to
the hospital
for a check-up.
"Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor.
"Nope," she replied, "But ah've been
ultra-violated." |
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HABITS
"Do you think I shall live until I'm ninety, doctor?"
"How old are you now?"
"Forty."
"Do you drink, gamble, smoke, or have you any bad habits of
any kind?"
"No. I don't drink, I never gamble, I don't smoke, never used
drugs; in fact, I haven't
any bad habits."
"Well, good heavens, what do you want to live another fifty
years for?" |
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"Did you hear about the awful trouble that has befallen our
next door neighbor?"
"Don't tell me she has lost her voice."
"No, her husband has lost his hearing." |
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DISCHARGE
Mrs. Jones went to see her doctor. When he inquired
about her complaint
she replied that she suffered from a discharge. He instructed her to
get undressed and lie down on the
examining
table.
She did so....
The doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "private
parts."
After a couple of minutes he asked, she replied, "How does that feel?" "Wonderful," she
replied "but the discharge is from the
ear." |
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