hear about Tommy
trying to drown himself in the water hazard on the sixth hole?" a
golfer asked his partner. "No kidding!" said the other. "What
"Nothing really. He couldn't keep his head down either.
A priest, a
doctor, and an engineer
were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog
leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group
of golfers were flailing away ahead of them.
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
but I've never seen such ineptitude!
comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.
Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
slow aren't they?
a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our
club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of
for the scoop George.
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's
he can do for them.
short pause ...
these guys play at night?
a link or joke to a friend
An avid golfer
his best friend sliced his drive into an adjacent pasture. When he
his lie, he noted a large barn between his ball and the green.
if we open
the front and back doors, I can hit the ball through the barn and onto
the green," the golfer said.
the attempt, the golfer struck the ball with all his might. It hit the
barn and ricocheted, hitting his friend and killing him.
later the golfer,
playing with another friend, found himself with the same lie on the
hole. His friend suggested they open the barn doors and that he attempt
to hit the ball through the barn to the green.
that two weeks
ago and it resulted in a horrible tragedy."
friend said. "What happened?"
replied, his eyes misting over,
"I got a