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"Did you hear about Tommy trying to drown himself in the water hazard on the sixth hole?" a weekend golfer asked his partner. "No kidding!" said the other. "What happened?" "Nothing really. He couldn't keep his head down either.

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailing away ahead of them. 
Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude! 
Priest: Hey, here comes the green keeper.  Let's have a word with him. 
Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're   rather slow aren't they? 
George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge! 
Doctor: Wow! Thanks for the scoop George. 
Priest: That's so sad.  I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight. 
Doctor: Good idea.  And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them. 
After a short pause ...
Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?



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An avid golfer playing with his best friend sliced his drive into an adjacent pasture. When he surveyed his lie, he noted a large barn between his ball and the green.

"You know, if we open the front and back doors, I can hit the ball through the barn and onto the green," the golfer said. 

While his buddy ridiculed the attempt, the golfer struck the ball with all his might. It hit the barn and ricocheted, hitting his friend and killing him. 

Two weeks later the golfer, playing with another friend, found himself with the same lie on the same hole. His friend suggested they open the barn doors and that he attempt to hit the ball through the barn to the green.

"No way," the golfer replied somberly. 
"I tried that two weeks ago and it resulted in a horrible tragedy."
"I'm sorry," the friend said. "What happened?"
"Well," the golfer replied, his eyes misting over, 
"I got a double bogey."

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