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On Kids Way

"What nerve to use that kind of language in front of the children!"

BABY-SITTER: A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers. - (John R. Fox)

Baby-sitter: "Well, Mollie, what are little girls made of?"

Mollie: "Sugar and spice and all that's nice."

Baby-sitter: "And what are little boys made of?"

Mollie: "Snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails.


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"I am sorry to hear that your parents have separated. Is there no chance of their becoming reconciled?"

GIRL: "Oh, they seem to be quite reconciled."

Wedding & Marriage Humor

"What's the matter, little boy?" said the kindhearted lady. "Are you lost?"

"No," was the manful answer; "I ain't lost; I'm here. But I'd like to know where my father and mother have wandered to."

Golfers Humor

Small Boy (walking round links with his father): "Daddy, here's a ball for you."
Father: "Where did you get that from?"
Small Boy: "It's a lost ball, Daddy."
Father: "Are you sure it's a lost ball?"
Small Boy: "Yes, Daddy; they're still looking for it."