you hear about the politically correct country golf club?
to their golfers as having handicaps. Instead, they're "stroke
A foursome of
hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills
getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These
seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others. "The
traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said the third
After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the
of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Just be
we're still on the right side of the grass!"
Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as
While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her foot
in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her
was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers!
stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress. "Well
darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that
have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices."
thrusts his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a ten spot. Go
Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers."
the Irish man's wife caught her foot on a molehill, tripped up and
in a heap on the ground. Again her skirt was up over her head revealing
that she wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irish man was livid
he angrily demanded a reason for her lack of undergarments.
explained, "you give me so little allowance I cannot afford to buy
With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his
and said, "Here's
a five spot. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers."
the Scottish man's wife caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped up
and landed with her skirt over her head revealing that even she wore no
knickers! Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as the
Simply a lack of allowance.
The Scottish man thrust his hand into his
and said, "Here's a comb. At least you can tidy yourself up a bit."
a link or joke to a friend
"How'd your doctor's
news and bad news. My blood pressure's toohigh, and I'm overweight.
at the doctor's suggestion, I'm going to take up golf!"
Greg took up
golf. One day when
he was playing even worse than usual, he decided to explain his
to his teenage caddie: "I took up golf to practise self-control."
eyes and replied, "If that's the case, you should have gone in for
the first hole, a pack of dogs began to run and play in the fairway.
The first man
teed up, yelled
"28!" and hit his shot straight down the middle. The dogs scattered
the ball landed.
"Why did you
in dog years,"
the first golfer replied.