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Humor
& Jokes Unlimited - Other Humor
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laughing is time
spent with the gods - (Japanese
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PUBLIC
SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
USA:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know where your children are?"
ITALY:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know where your husband is?"
FRANCE:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know where your wife is?"
POLAND:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know what time it is?" |
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Some Problems
Willie and Ray,
a couple of farmers,
met at the town
hardware store on Saturday.
" Had some problems with my herd," lamented Willie. " My prize bull
was impotent. But the vet came and gave him some special medicine, and
now he seems to be fine."
The next week, Ray met Willie at the store again.
" My bull's had problems, too," said Ray. " What was that medicine
the vet prescribed?"
" I don't know," answered Willie. " But it tastes like chocolate."
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"You say you doted on your last girlfriend?"
"Yes, mum. I certainly did."
"Then why did you leave her?"
"We couldn't continue to be friends on my wages, mum." |
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BANKS
AND BANKING
During
a financial panic, a German farmer went to a bank for some
money.
He was told that the bank was not paying out money, but was using
cashier's
checks. He could not understand this, and insisted on money.
The bank officers
took him in hand, one after another, with little
effect.
At last the president tried his hand, and after long and minute
explanation,
some inkling of the situation seemed to be dawning on the farmer's
mind.
Much encouraged, the president said: "You understand now how it is,
don't
you, Mr.. Schmidt?"
"I t'ink I do,"
admitted Mr. Schmidt. "It's like dis, aindt it? Ven
my baby vakes up at night and vants some milk, I gif him a milk
ticket." |
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WASHED OVERBOARD
The sympathetic and inquisitive old lady at
the seashore was
delighted
and thrilled by an old sailor's narrative of how he was washed
overboard
during a gale and was only rescued after having sunk for the third
time.
"And, of course," she commented brightly, "after you sank the third
time, your whole past life passed before your eyes."
"I presoom as how it did, mum," the sailor agreed. "But bein' as I
had
my eyes shut, I missed it." |
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