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Humor
& Jokes Unlimited - Other Humor
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laughing is time
spent with the gods - (Japanese
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PUBLIC
SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD:
USA:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know where your children are?"
ITALY:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know where your husband is?"
FRANCE:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know where your wife is?"
POLAND:
"It's
ten o'clock: do you know what time it is?" |
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Some Problems
Willie and Ray,
a couple of farmers,
met at the town
hardware store on Saturday.
" Had some problems with my herd," lamented Willie. " My prize bull
was impotent. But the vet came and gave him some special medicine, and
now he seems to be fine."
The next week, Ray met Willie at the store again.
" My bull's had problems, too," said Ray. " What was that medicine
the vet prescribed?"
" I don't know," answered Willie. " But it tastes like chocolate."
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"You say you doted on your last girlfriend?"
"Yes, mum. I certainly did."
"Then why did you leave her?"
"We couldn't continue to be friends on my wages, mum." |
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