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Intoxicated
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Bar Exam
A defence lawyer questioning a witness in a
drunk-driving case asked,
"Officer, you say you are absolutely sure the defendant
was intoxicated?"
"Yes, sir," was the answer.
"And how long have you been with the police?"
"Six months," replied the officer.
"After only six months on the force," continued the
defence
attorney, "you are able to say with certainty that the defendant
was
intoxicated?"
"Well, before I joined the force," replied the
rookie, "I
was a bartender for 16 years." |
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Bartender
A man in a bar has a couple of beers,
and the bartender
tells him he owes $15.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the man.
"Okay," says the bartender, "If you say you
paid, you did."
The man then goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the
bartender can't keep track of whether his customers have paid.
The second man then rushes in, orders a beer and later pulls the same
stunt.
The bartender replies "Okay then, I'll take your word for it."
Soon the customer goes into the street, sees an old friend and tells
him how to get free drinks. The man hurries into the bar and begins to
drink highballs when , suddenly, the bartender leans over and says, "You
know, a funny thing happened in here tonight. Two men were drinking
beer,
neither paid, and both claimed they did. The next guy who tries that is
going to get punched right in the nose."
"Don't bother me with your troubles," the final
patron responds.
"Just give me my my change, and I'll be on my way." |
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