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Political
Humor & Jokes
Sure you can trust the
government! Just ask an
Indian!
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| In
politics stupidity is not a handicap. |
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| What is
the difference between George Washington,
Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton and President George
W. Bush?
................ Washington couldn't
tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, Clinton didn't
know the difference between truth and lie, and President George W. Bush doesn't know anything.
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| Don't
steal - the government hates
competition... |
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President & Call Girl
One day, a Mr. President was looking
for a call girl.
He found three such ladies in a local lounge - - - a blonde, a
brunette,
and a redhead. To the blonde he said, "I am the President ... How much
would it cost me to spend some time with you? The blonde replied, "Two
hundred dollars."
To the brunette he posed the same question, and she replied, "One
hundred
dollars." He then asked the redhead the same question.
The redhead replied, "Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high
as my taxes...... get my panties as low as my wages...get that thing of
yours as hard as the times... keep it as high as the gas prices...keep
me warmer than my apartment... and screw me in private the way you do
in
public, then believe me Mr.President, it ain't gonna cost you a cent." |
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