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Cool Quotes Vol.2

  • Television brings the average person more news than he wants to hear, more weather than he can do anything about and more sports than he has crackers and cheese to watch. ~William Cannon.
  • A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. ~John le Carre.
  • If eyes were made for seeing, then beauty is its own excuse for being. ~Emerson.
  • There is no greater burden than great potential. ~Charles M. Schulz.
  • Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. ~Kin Hubbard.
  • Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. ~Lillian Hellman (The Little Foxes).

Habits of close attention, thinking heads,
Become more rare as dissipation spreads,
Till authors hear at length one general cry
Tickle and entertain us, or we die!

  • Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. ~Henry Kissinger.
  • Vagueness and procrastination are ever a comfort to the frail in spirit. ~John Updike (In the Beauty or the Lilies).
  • If you are too careful, you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something. ~Gertrude Stein.
  • An act of justice closes the book on a misdeed; an act of vengeance writes one of its own. ~Marilyn Vos Savant in Parade.
  • The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. ~Lewis Grizzard.


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They used to have a farming rule
Of forty acres and a mule.
Results were won by later men
With forty square feet and a hen.
And nowadays success we see
With forty inches and a bee.


Childhood has no forebodings; but then, it is soothed by no memories of outlived sorrow.
—George Eliot.

On Kids Way

"The path of civilization is paved with tin cans."—The Philistine.

Other Humor & Jokes

If dirt was trumps, what hands you would hold!—Charles Lamb.