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Bumper Stickers Vol. 1

Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have!

Clones are people two.

Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour.

Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!

 I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.

Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.

Eat the rich, the poor are tough and stringy.

Drink wet cement, and get completely stoned.

Help! I'm lost somewhere in the Generation Gap.

Life is only as long as you live it.

Faster cars, colder beer, younger women, more money!

Gimme back my face! You're getting it ugly.

If ya can't beat 'em.......RUN!

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

Man has his will. Woman has her won't!

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

Get the facts first - you can distort them later!

Fools rush in where Fools have been before!

Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.

The ballot is stronger than the bullet.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition!



Send a link or joke to a friend
The pilot's mother was taking her first trip with her son in his new plane.

"Wait a minute, George," she said. "I'm afraid we will have to go down again."

"What's wrong mother?" asked her son.

"I believe I have dropped one of the pearl buttons off my jacket. I think I can see it glistening on the ground."

"Keep your seat,
dear mother," said her son, "that's Lake Erie."

On Kids Way

The old lady from the Amish county and her small grandson were driving to town when a huge automobile bore down upon them. The horse was badly frightened and began to prance, whereupon the old lady leaped down and waved wildly to the chauffeur, screaming at the top of her voice.

The chauffeur stopped the car and offered to help get the horse to calm down.

"That's all right," said the boy, who remained composedly in the carriage, "I can manage the horse. You just help Grandmother to cool off."

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