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Wedding & Marriage Humor
Dear, did you hear about a new doll, Divorce
Barbie?
It comes with all of Ken's stuff!
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AFFAIR
"The thrill is gone from my
marriage," Brian
told his best friend Mike.
"Why not add some intrigue to your life, and have an
affair?"
his friend suggested.
"But what if my wife finds out?"
"Heck, we are almost on the begining of the 21st
centrury, Brian.
Go ahead and tell her about it!"
So Brian went home and said, "Dear, I think an
affair will bring
us closer together."
"Forget it," said his wife. "I've tried that
many times -
it never worked." |
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FEAR
"Why are they not speaking?"
"They were arguing about which loved the other more."
"Well!"
"And now each is afraid to give in for fear of offending
the other." |
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Mrs. Newlywed: "What
does that inscription mean on that ring
you gave
me, dear?"
Mr. Newlywed:
"'Faithful to the last,' my dear!"
Mrs. Newlywed: "Oh!
how could you? You always said I was the
first." |
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DISCRETION
Miss Smith:
"I am glad to hear that you are married,
John,
and hope
that you and Bridget don't have many differences of opinion."
John: "Faith,
ma'am, we have a good many, but I don't
let
her know
about them." |
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"I really believe he married her only because he wanted
a good
housekeeper."
"And now I suppose he wishes he could give her a month's
warning." |
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