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Kids
Say Definitions
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| Define H2O
and CO2 |
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H2O is hot water and CO2 is
cold water.
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Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and
Hydrogin. Oxygin
is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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In the middle of the 18th century, all the
morons
moved to Utah.
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inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. |
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The climate is hottest next to the
Creator.
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| In spring
the salmon swim upstream to spoon. |
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The people
who followed the lord were called the
twelve opossums.
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A census
taker is a man who goes from house to house
increasing
the population.
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A scout
obeys all to who obedience is due and
respects all duly
constipated authorities.
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| Syntax is
all the money collected at the church from
sinners. |
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| To prevent
colds, use an agonizer to spray into the
nose until it
drips into the throat. |
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A person
should take a bath once in the summer, not
so often in
the winter.
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| One of the
main causes of dust is Janitors. |
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