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Kids
Say Definitions
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| Define H2O
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H2O is hot water and CO2 is
cold water.
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Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and
Hydrogin. Oxygin
is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
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In the middle of the 18th century, all the
morons
moved to Utah.
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inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes. |
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The climate is hottest next to the
Creator.
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| In spring
the salmon swim upstream to spoon. |
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The people
who followed the lord were called the
twelve opossums.
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A census
taker is a man who goes from house to house
increasing
the population.
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A scout
obeys all to who obedience is due and
respects all duly
constipated authorities.
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| Syntax is
all the money collected at the church from
sinners. |
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| To prevent
colds, use an agonizer to spray into the
nose until it
drips into the throat. |
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A person
should take a bath once in the summer, not
so often in
the winter.
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| One of the
main causes of dust is Janitors. |
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Send
a link or joke to a friend
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On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old
German and his youngest son
were
seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the
home-brewed
beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance. "Never
drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be
drunk
is a disgrace."
"Yes,
Father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?"
The old man pointed with his finger. "Do you see those two men
sitting
in the corner? If you see four men there, you would be drunk."
The boy looked long and earnestly. "Yes, Father, but—but—there is
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one man in that corner." |
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SON: "Aw, daddy, I don't wanter
study arithmetic."
DAD: "What! a son
of mine grow up and not he able to figure up
baseball
scores and batting averages? Never!"
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