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Political
Humor & Jokes Vol.4
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| "President Bush delivered a commencement
speech at a university in Wisconsin. A very inspirational speech.
Apparently Bush told the students, 'You can do anything in life if your
parents work hard enough.'" -Conan O'Brien |
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Bad News
A presidential staff advisor walks
into the daily
meeting a little late and notices that everyone has a glum look on
their
face -- some even look a little frightened -- and Mr. President
isn't
in the room.
"What's the matter" he asked.
"Well, we had some bad news, and just got some even worse news."
"What's the bad news?" "India has detonated
some atomic weapons at their underground test site, Pakistan has done
the same at their proving area, and China is warning them both that
this
could lead to regional war -- that may go nuclear."
"Oh my God, what could be worse than that?"
"Well, Mr. President just
got hold of some Viagra!!" |
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What do Monica Lewinsky and A Soda machine
have in
Common?
...........................They
both have a
slot that
says "Insert Bill Here" |
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| Mr.
President and his wife were
sleeping one night
at the White House. First Lady wakes up and starts shaking her husband
to wake him up. "Darling, darling wake up." He stays sleeping. She
continues,
"Darling, darling wake up." He finally wakes up and says, "What do you
want?" She responds, "I have to go use the bathroom." To which he says,
"Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to
the bathroom." She says, "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my
spot." |
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Do you know why Monica Lewinsky could never be
a doctor?
... She sucked as an intern! |
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Question: Do you know the difference
between President George W. Bush and 'American Idol?'
Answer: On
'American Idol,' the one with the most votes wins! |
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There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out
soon......
It will have a six inch hard drive, but no
memory. |
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Senator: "How you liked my speech?"
Old Gentleman:
"Some wise person once said that silence was golden, did he not?"
Senator:
"I believe so. Why?"
Old Gentleman: "I
was just thinking how extravagant you are." |
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REMEMBERED
Jim, after inviting his friend senator,
John, who has just returned from
abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Ike
has.
"And do you suppose he
will remember me?" said senator John.
"Remember you? Why, he
remembers every face that he ever saw."
An hour later they entered the house, and after John had shaken
hands
with Jim's wife, he calls Ike over to him.
"And do you remember me,
my little man?"
"Course I do. You're the
same man that pa brought home last summer,
and
ma was so wild about it that she didn't speak to pa for a whole week." |
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