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Political Humor & Jokes Vol.4

"President Bush delivered a commencement speech at a university in Wisconsin. A very inspirational speech. Apparently Bush told the students, 'You can do anything in life if your parents work hard enough.'" -Conan O'Brien

Bad News

A presidential staff advisor walks into the daily meeting a little late and notices that everyone has a glum look on their face -- some even look a little frightened -- and Mr. President  isn't in the room. 
"What's the matter" he asked.
"Well, we had some bad news, and just got some even worse news." 
"What's the bad news?" "India has detonated
some atomic weapons at their underground test site, Pakistan has done the same at their proving area, and China is warning them both that this could lead to regional war -- that may go nuclear." 
"Oh my God, what could be worse than that?"
"Well, Mr. President just got hold of some Viagra!!"

What do Monica Lewinsky and A Soda machine have in Common?
...........................They both have a slot that says "Insert Bill Here"

Mr. President and his wife were sleeping one night at the White House. First Lady wakes up and starts shaking her husband to wake him up. "Darling, darling wake up." He stays sleeping. She continues, "Darling, darling wake up." He finally wakes up and says, "What do you want?" She responds, "I have to go use the bathroom." To which he says, "Please tell me you didn't wake me up just to tell me you have to go to the bathroom." She says, "No, I just wanted to tell you to save my spot."

Do you know why Monica Lewinsky could never be a doctor?
... She sucked as an intern!

Question: Do you know the difference between President George W. Bush and 'American Idol?'
Answer: On 'American Idol,' the one with the most votes wins!

There's a new Bill Clinton computer coming out soon......
It will have a six inch hard drive, but no memory.



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Senator: "How you liked my speech?"
Old Gentleman: "Some wise person once said that silence was golden, did he not?"
Senator: "I believe so. Why?"
Old Gentleman: "I was just thinking how extravagant you are."

Other Humor & Jokes

Jim, after inviting his friend senator, John, who has just returned from abroad, to dinner, is telling him what a fine memory his little son Ike has.
"And do you suppose he will remember me?" said senator John.
"Remember you? Why, he remembers every face that he ever saw."
An hour later they entered the house, and after John had shaken hands with Jim's wife, he calls Ike over to him.
"And do you remember me, my little man?"
"Course I do. You're the same man that pa brought home last summer, and ma was so wild about it that she didn't speak to pa for a whole week."

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