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Let's Hear It - Rhetoric Vol.2
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Women who have lived through 50 years of hard - learned
lessons
are
entitled to live the way they want to during the next 50 years. |
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A Young Philosopher
"Mamma!"
"What is it, dear?"
"It seems to me that a 'silly question' is something that you
don't
know
the answer to." |
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A Dreadful Possibility
Little
Girl: "When is my birthday, Mother?"
Her Mother: "On the
thirty-first of this month,
dear."
Little Girl: "Oh!
Mother! Supposing this month
had had only thirty
days,
where would I have been?" |
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His Sphere
"His versatility is something
extraordinary."
"I had an idea he was rather stupid."
"That's just it. I never met a man who could make more
different
kinds
of a fool of himself." |
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Life's Difficulties
Father:
"Why you cry son, what's the matter?"
Small boy (tearfully):
"Oh, Dad, I do so want to
give this
worm to fish."
Father: "Then why
don't you?"
Small boy (with renewed
wails): "'C-cos I'm so
afraid the worm
won't like it."
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| The most important trip you may take in life is
meeting people
halfway. |
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