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Let's Hear It - Rhetoric
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Optimist: "Cheer up,
my friend. Things aren't as bad as
they
seem."
Pessimist: "No, but
they seem so." |
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A Chance Lost
"Who was the originator of the idea that a
husband and wife
are one?"
"I give it up; but it strikes me he might have saved a lot of
argument
if he had said which one." |
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| If CON is the opposite of PRO,
is congress the
opposite of progress? |
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From A Linguist
"She is one of the most remarkable women I
ever met."
"In what way?"
"She can keep silence in four different languages." |
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"He's a nice little horse (I saw him myself) and the
dealer says I
may
have him for a song. Would you advise me to buy him?"
"That depends upon your eye for a horse and his ear for
music." |
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