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Let's Hear It - Rhetoric

Optimist: "Cheer up, my friend. Things aren't as bad as they seem."
Pessimist: "No, but they seem so."

A Chance Lost

"Who was the originator of the idea that a husband and wife are one?"
"I give it up; but it strikes me he might have saved a lot of argument if he had said which one."

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

From A Linguist

"She is one of the most remarkable women I ever met."
"In what way?"
"She can keep silence in four different languages."

"He's a nice little horse (I saw him myself) and the dealer says I may have him for a song. Would you advise me to buy him?"
"That depends upon your eye for a horse and his ear for music."



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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Law Humor

At the bedside of a patient who was a noted humorist, five doctors were in consultation as to the best means of producing perspiration.
The sick man overheard the discussion, and, after listening for a few moments, he turned his head toward the group and whispered with a dry chuckle:
"Just send in your bills, gentlemen; that will bring it on at once."

"A book-worm," said papa, "is a person who would rather read than eat, or it is a worm that would rather eat than read."

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