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Some
Questions & Answers - Vol.1
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QUESTION:
What's the
difference between a
Savings Bond and the typical male?
ANSWER: At some point, the Savings
Bond will
mature! |
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QUESTION: What is marriage?
ANSWER: It is something what
actually comes
up in your garden. |
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QUESTION: What's the
difference between a
light bulb and a pregnant lady?
ANSWER: You can't unscrew a
pregnant lady! |
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QUESTION:What do you call kids
born in whorehouses?
ANSWER: Brothel sprouts. |
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QUESTION: What did the bra say
to the hat?
ANSWER: You go on ahead, I'm gonna
give these
two a lift. |
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QUESTION: What is the
difference between a
"Battery" and a woman?
ANSWER: A battery has a positive
side. |
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QUESTION: How many divorced
Men does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER: Who knows they never get
the house. |
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QUESTION: How many divorced
Women does it
take to screw in a light bulb?
ANSWER: Four... 1 to screw in the
bulb, 3
to form a support group. |
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QUESTION: Why are men like
trains?
ANSWER: They always stop before
you get off. |
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QUESTION: What is honeymoon?
ANSWER: That brief span of time
between, "I
do" and "You'd better!" |
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