A
Anally
-- occurring yearly
Anti-Body
-- against
everyone
Artery
-- study of
paintings |
B
Bacteria
-- back door
of cafeteria
Barium
-- what doctors
do when treatment fails
Benign
-- what you
be after you be eight
Bowel
-- letter like
A.E.I.O.U |
C
Caesarian
section --
district in Rome
Cardiology
-- study
of poker playing
Cat
scan -- searching
for kitty
Cauterize
-made eye
contact with her
Colic
-- sheep dog
Coma
-- a punctuation
mark
Conflict
- When a
fortune cookie contradict your horoscope
Congenital
-- friendly |
D
D&C
-- where Washington
is
Diarrhea
-- journal
of daily events
Dilate
-- to live
long |
|
E
Enema
-- not a friend |
F
Fester
-- quicker
Fibula
-- a small
lie |
G
Genes
-- blue denim slacks
Genital
-- non-Jewish
G.I.
Series -- soldiers'
ball game
Grippe
-- suitcase |
H
Hangnail
-- coat hook
Hemorrhoid
-- a male
From outer space
Herpes
-- what women
do in the Ladies Room
Hormones
-- what
a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid |
I
Impotent
-- distinguished,
well known
Inpatient
-- tired
of waiting
Intense
pain -- torture
in a teepee |
|
L
Labour
pain -- got hurt
at work |
M
Medical
staff -- doctor's
cane
Minor
Operation --
coal digging
Morbid
-- higher
offer |
N
Nitrate
-- cheaper than
day rate
Node
-- was aware
of |
|
O
Outpatient
-- person
who had fainted |
P
Pap
smear -- fatherhood
test
Paralyze
-- Two far-fetched
stories
Paramedics
-- Twin
medicos
Pharmacist
-- person
who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Pelvis
-- cousin
of Elvis
Post
operative --
letter carrier
Protein
-- favoring
young people |
R
Rectum
-- damn near killed
'em
Recovery
room --
place to do upholstery
Rheumatic
-- amorous |
S
Saline
-- where you go
on your boyfriend's boat
Scar
-- rolled tobacco
leaf
Secretion
-- hiding
anything
Seizure
-- Roman
emperor
Serology
-- study
of knighthood
Staff
-- a doctor's
cane |
T
Terminal
illness -- sickness
at airport
Tibia
-- country
in North Africa
Tumor
-- an extra
pair |
|
U
Urine
-- opposite of
you're out |
V
Varicose
-- located nearby
Vein
-- conceited |
