A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with. 

Did you hear about the blonde mom who kept an ice pack on her chest to keep the milk fresh? 

Blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?" 

Blonde is like a ... hairdryer! 
Turn her on and she starts to blow. 

Blonde is like ...vacuum cleaner! 
Turn her on and she starts to suck. 

Blonde is like ...light switch! 
Even a six year old can turn her on.

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The distinguished blonde actress had a large photograph of Wordsworth prominently displayed in her dressing-room.

A friend regarded the picture with some surprise, and remarked:
"I see you are an admirer of Wordsworth."

"Who's Wordsworth?" demanded the blonde actress.

"Why, that's his picture," was the answer, as the friend pointed.

"That's Wordsworth, the poet."

The actress regarded the photograph with a new interest.
"Is that old file a poet?" she exclaimed in astonishment. "I got him for a study in wrinkles."
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The blonde's little boy, sent to the butcher shop, delivered this message:

"Ma says to send her another ox-tail, please, an' ma says the last one was very nice, an' ma says she wants another off the same ox!"
Blonde's little boy Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly: "Oh, Willie, Willie! How often have I told you not to play with that naughty neighbor's boy!"

Little Willie regarded his mother with an expression of deepest disgust.

"Say, ma," he objected, "do I look as if I had been playing with anybody?"