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SOME
QUESTIONS
AND ANSWERS
Oh, I've been doing that for
some time, to
be honest
with you fellows the lock on my door doesn't work.
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OUESTION: What
is cosmetics?
ANSWER: Cosmetics is a
woman's means
for keeping a man from reading between the lines. |
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QUESTION:When does a hill
become a mountain?
ANSWER: When it fills out an
application for
employment. |
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QUESTION: Why do cows wear
bells?
ANSWER: Because their horns don't
work. |
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QUESTION: What do you
instantly know about
a well-dressed man?
ANSWER: His wife is good at
picking out clothes. |
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QUESTION: Why is it so hard
for women to find
men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
ANSWER: Because all those men
already have
boyfriends. |
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QUESTION: How did Pinocchio
find out he was
made of wood?
ANSWER: His hand caught fire. |
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QUESTION: What's the best way
to get a youthful
figure?
ANSWER: Ask a woman her age. |
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