| Old
Skiers Never Die. They Just go Downhill. |
| "Stupid"
is a boundless
concept. |
| My
Child Can Beat
Up Your Honor Student. |
| A
pessimist is
never disappointed. |
| I
May Be
Fat but You're Ugly - and I Can Lose Weight. |
| Nothing
is as inevitable
as a mistake whose time has come. |
| Quit
Sniveling. |
| The
ballot is stronger
than the bullet. |
| A
man's only as old as
the woman he feels. |
| A
day not wasted
is a day wasted! |
| Smile
- Its The
Second Best Thing you can do with Your Lips. |
| Women
do come with
instructions; ask them. |
| Stupid
People Shouldn't
Breed. |
| Without
Time, everything
would happen at once. |
| Don't
Honk - I'm
Pedaling as Fast as I Can. |
| Wisdom
is knowing
what to do with what you know. |
| Ask
First If The
Animal Wants To Be Killed. |
| My
Karma just ran
over your Dogma. |
| Disarm
Rapists. |
| Confession
is good for
the soul, but it's bad for the reputation. |
| Have
You Flogged
Your Crew Today? |
| This
Vehicle Swerves
and Hits Pedestrians at Random. |
| Happiness
is the
Ball in the Fairway. |
| Happiness
is Coming. |
| Commit
Random Kindness
and Senseless Acts of Beauty. |
| Wanted!
A housekeeping
man by a business woman. Object matrimony. |
| My
Mother was a
Travel Agent for Guilt Trips. |
| Cats
Flattened
While You Watch. |
| If
You Love Jesus
Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk. |
| Illiterate?
Call
This Number for Help... |
| I
brake for
Hallucinations. |
| Camp
life is just one
canned thing after another. |
| To
our Fat Friends: May their shadows never grow less. |
| Today's
mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. |
| If
you want to make a
living you have to work for it, if you want to get rich find some other
way. |
