CARNAC
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QUESTION:
What do
you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?
ANSWER:
Shoo-be-doo-be-doo. |
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QUESTION:
Name two
words that have no meaning.
ANSWER:
Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious
and detente. |
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QUESTION:
What does
a masseuse do to your dub-dub?
ANSWER:
Rub-a-dub-dub. |
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QUESTION:
What do
you get on your fon if you leave it out all night?
ANSWER:
Fondue. |
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QUESTION:
What do
you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?
ANSWER:
Kitchy-kitchy-koo. |
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QUESTION:
How long
does a United States Congressman serve?
ANSWER:
Until he
gets caught. |
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QUESTION:
What is
the total of Bo Derek and Phyllis Diller?
ANSWER:
Eleven |
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QUESTION:
On a cold
morning what forms on your david?
ANSWER:
David Frost. |
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QUESTION:
What do
you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's car?
ANSWER:
Head and
shoulders. |
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QUESTION:
What do
you call an outhouse built on quicksand?
ANSWER:
Trapper John |
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QUESTION:
Who ruined
that darn rug?
ANSWER:
That darn
cat. |
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QUESTION:
What do
you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?
ANSWER:
Zippo Marx. |
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QUESTION:
What's
the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
ANSWER:
Touchback. |
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QUESTION:
Name the
loser in the last presidential race.
ANSWER:
The American
people. |
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QUESTION:
What happens
to liars when they die?
ANSWER:
They lie
still. |
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