Political Humor & Jokes Vol.3

Crime wouldn't pay if the Government ran it.

Special Report

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure son, what's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example, I am the wage earner, so let's call me the management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we'll cal her government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the people. We'll call the maid the working class and your baby brother we will call the future. Do you understand?
Son: I'm not really sure, dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went  to see what was wrong.  Discovering the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He then went to the maid's room where, peeking through the key hole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheard by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to bed.

The next morning:

Son: Dad, now I think I understand politics.
Father: That's great son, explain it to me in your own words.
Son: Well, dad while management is screwing the working class the government is sound asleep. The people are being completely ignored and the future is full of shit.

Native Languages

The wives of three presidents and a prime minister are talking together about what a male sexual organ is called in their native languages. 
In England people call it a gentleman because it stands up when women are entering. 
In Russia you call it a patriot because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side. 
In France you call it a curtain because it goes down after the act.
In the USA you call it a rumor because it goes from mouth to mouth.



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Other Humor & Jokes

A candidate came home one night and gave his wife the glorious news. 

"Darling, I've been elected!" 

"Honestly.?" she replied exuberantly. 

"Hey," he said, "why bring that up?"

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