WHO
SAYS A BLONDE IS STUPID?
Sorry dear,
but I still
couldn't understand what you're talking about.
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| She put
lipstick on her
forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. |
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| When she
took me to the
airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", she turned around and
went home. |
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| When the
computer said "Press
any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key. |
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| She sent
me a fax with a
stamp on it. |
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| She tried
to drown her goldfish. |
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| She sat on
the TV and watched
the couch. |
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| She took a
ruler to bed
to see how long she slept. |
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| She
studied for a blood
test and failed. |
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| She told
me to meet her
at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". |
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| She sold
the car for gas
money. |
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| She
thought Hamburger Helper
came with another person. |
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| When she
heard 90% of all
crimes occur around the home, she moved. |
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| At the
bottom of application
forms where it says "Sign Here", she puts "Sagittarius". |
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| When she
missed the 44 bus,
she took the 22 twice instead. |
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| She got
locked in Furniture
World and slept on the floor. |
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| She looks
up to see dead
bird. |
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| If you
gave her a penny
for her thoughts, you'd get change. |
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| When she
got to the empty
4-way stop, she waited for the other 3 cars to get there. |
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| She
ordered a cheeseburger
from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese". |
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| She thinks
Taco Bell is
where you pay your phone bill. |
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| If she
spoke her mind, she'd
be speechless. |
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