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Sorry dear, but I still couldn't understand what you're talking about.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

When she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", she turned around and went home. 

When the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the "Any" key. 

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. 

She tried to drown her goldfish.

She sat on the TV and watched the couch. 

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk". 

She sold the car for gas money.

She thought Hamburger Helper came with another person.

When she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. 

At the bottom of application forms where it says "Sign Here", she puts "Sagittarius". 

When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

She got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor. 

She looks up to see dead bird.

If you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. 

When she got to the empty 4-way stop, she waited for the other 3 cars to get there. 

She ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese". 

She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. 

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An elderly blonde, who was working in domestic services, was working with same famous family for more years than they can remember. In view, therefore of her advanced age, it was with surprise that her employer received one day an application for a few days off, in order that the old lady might, as she put it, "go up to de ole State of Virginny" to see her aunt.

"Your aunt must be pretty old," was the employer's comment.

"Yassir," said blonde. "She's pretty ole now. I reckon she's 'bout a hundred an' ten years ole."

"One hundred and ten! But what on earth is she doing up in Virginia?"

"I don't jest know," explained blonde, "but I understand she's up dere livin' wif her grandmother."

Stupid Man Jokes

The most absent-minded blonde was one who worked as waitress at several rural restaurants. She was riding from one to another on horseback. One morning she went to the stable while still calculating her earnings from previous day and attempted to saddle the horse. After a long period of toil, she aroused to the fact that she had put the saddle on herself, and had spent a full half hour in vain efforts to climb on her own back.

Wedding & Marriage Humor

An ambitious young blonde called upon an old famous publisher and stated that she had decided to write a book.
"May I venture to inquire as to the nature of the book you propose to write?" asked the old publisher, very politely.
"Oh," came in an offhand way from the aspirant to literary fame, "I think of doing something on the line of 'Les Miserables,' only livelier, you know."