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Stupid Men Jokes
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If men got pregnant...
abortion
would be available in
convenience stores and drive through windows. |
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LETTING HER KNOW
Jack:
"I'm writing to tell Mary that I didn't
mean what I
said in my
last letter."
Friend: "What did
you say in your last letter?"
Jack: "That I
didn't mean what I said in the one
before." |
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QUESTION: What do men and pantyhose have in
common?
ANSWER: They either cling, run or don't fit right
in the crotch! |
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A FRIEND IN NEED
What true friendship consists in depends on
the
temperament of the
man
who has a friend. It is related that at
the funeral of Mr. Parker, who
died extremely poor, the usually cold-blooded Mr. Blair was much
affected.
"You thought a great deal
of him, I suppose?" some one
asked him.
"Thought a great deal of
him? I should think I did.
There was a true
friend. He never asked me to lend him a cent, though I knew well enough
he was starving to death." |
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Robert: "I think
that
your girlfriend has been awfully mean to you. If I
were you
I'd get even with her."
John: "You are
right, but getting even with her won't satisfy me. I'm
going to get uneven with her." |
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