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LAWYER
JOKES
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PERMITTED
AND PROHIBITED
In
the US, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In
Germany, everything that is not permitted by law is prohibited.
In
Russia, everything is prohibited, even if permitted by law.
In
France, everything is permitted, even if prohibited by law. |
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AN
ENGINE TROUBLE
An airliner
was having engine
trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers
take their seats and prepare for an emergency landing.
A few minutes
later the
pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and
ready.
"All set, back
here," come
the reply," except for one lawyer who's still passing out business
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PAYMENT
Jim was
charged with stealing a car, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted
him. Later that day Jim came back to the judge who had presided at the
hearing.
"Your
honor," he said, "I want get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of
mine."
"Why
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him
arrested for ?"
"Well,
your honor," replied Jim, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so
he
went and took the car I stole." |
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MILKING
There was the
cartoon showing
two people fighting over a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail;
the
other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the
cow. |
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