Blonde
Questions & Answers
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Q: What
did the blonde's
mom say to her before the blonde's date?
A: If you're
not in bed
by 12, come home. |
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Q: What do
you get when
you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change. |
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Q: How do
blonde brain cells
die?
A: Alone. |
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Q: How do
you make a blonde's
eyes light up?
A: Shine a
flashlight in
their ear. |
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Q:
How can you tell
if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's
white-out on
the screen. |
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Q: How can
you tell if another
blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's
writing on the
white-out. |
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Q: Why is
it good to have
a blonde passenger?
A: You can
park in the handicap
zone. |
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Q: Why
should blondes not
be given coffee breaks?
A: It
takes too long
to retrain them. |
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Q: What
was the blonde psychic's
greatest achievement?
A: An
IN-body experience! |
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Q: What do
you call it when
a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial
intelligence. |
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Q: Why
don't blondes eat
pickles?
A: Because
they can't get
their head in the jar. |
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Q: Why
don't blondes eat
bananas?
A: They can't
find the zipper. |
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Q: What do
you call a blonde
with 2 brain cells?
A:
Pregnant. |
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Q: What
does a blonde put
behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her
ankles. |
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Q: Why do
blondes wear hoop
earrings?
A: They have
to have some
place to rest their ankles. |
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Q: Why do
blondes where
big hoop earrings?
A: To put
their feet through. |
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Q:
What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A:
Opens the car door. |
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Q:
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A:
Fertilized. |
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Q: What is
the blonde's
chronic speech impediment?
A: She can't
say "No". |
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