Blonde
Questions & Answers 2
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Q: Why do
blondes wear green
lipstick?
A: Because red
means stop. |
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Q: Why do
blondes wear underwear?
A: They make
good ankle
warmers. |
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Q: What's
the first thing
a blonde does in the morning?
A: Walks
home. |
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Q: What's
the first thing
a blonde does in front of the mirror?
A: Introduces
themselves. |
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Q: What do
blondes say after
sex?
A: "Thanks,
Guys!" |
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Q: Why is
a blonde like
a door knob?
A: Because
everybody gets
a turn. |
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Q: What is
it called when
a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data
transfer. |
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Q: Why do
blondes have more
fun?
A: They are
easier to keep
amused. |
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Q: How
many blondes does
it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to
hold the
Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" |
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Q: What is
the difference
between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not
everyone has
been in a 747. |
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Q: Santa
Claus, the Tooth
Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when
they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb
blonde! because,
there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart
blonde. |
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Q: Santa
Claus, the Tooth
Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street
when
they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of
them. There
is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and
the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. |
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Q:
How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A:
A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. |
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Q:
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A:
She thought it was pregnant because missed a period. |
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Q: What
did the blonde say
when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you
sure it's mine?" |
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Q: What do
you call a blonde
skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's
hide and
seek champ. |
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Q : What
do you call a blonde
in an institution of higher learning
A: A
visitor. |
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