Blonde
Questions & Answers 3
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Q: What
does a blonde say
when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are
you sure it's
mine? |
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Q: What do
you call 15 blondes
in a circle?
A: A dope ring. |
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Q: Why did
the blonde scale
the glass wall?
A: To see what
was on the
other side. |
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Q: Why do
blondes take the
pill?
A: So they
know what day
of the week it is. |
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Q: What's
the difference
between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde
has larger hills
and deeper valleys. |
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Q: What's
the difference
between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't
lend the Porsche
out to your friend. |
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Q: If a
blonde and brunette
are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The
brunette. The
blonde has to stop to ask for directions. |
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Q: What is
the difference
between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can
only get three
fingers in a bowling ball. |
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Q: What is
the difference
between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know
how many men
went down on "The Titanic". |
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Q: What's
the difference
between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30
cents to
use a telephone. |
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Q: What do
blondes and cow-pats
have in common?
A: They both
get easier
to pick-up with age. |
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Q:
Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A:
Because she's been laid all over the country. |
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Q:
What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A:
"Thanks for the refill!" |
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Q:
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A:
Gifted! |
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Q:
What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A:
Nothing. They've never met. |
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Q: What
does a blonde and
a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're
both empty from
the neck up. |
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Q: Why did
the deaf blonde
sit on a newspaper?
A: So she
could lip read. |
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Q: What do
you call a dumb
blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air
bag. |
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Q: What
does a blonde say
when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on.
It's off. It's
on. It's off. It's on. It's off. |
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Q: Did you
hear about the
blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a
drive-in
movie theater?
A: They went
to see "Closed
for the Winter." |
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