Blonde
Questions & Answers 4
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Q: Why do
blondes have square
boobs?
A: Because
they forgot to
take the tissues out of the box. |
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Q: How
many blondes does
it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A:10 One to
mix the dough
and 9 to peel the smarties. |
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Q: How do
you drown a blonde?
A: Don't tell
her to swallow. |
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Q: Why do
blondes find it
difficult to marry?
A: Because you
don't have
to marry them for sex! |
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Q: Why
does a blonde only
change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it
says right
on it "good for up to 20 pounds." |
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Q: Why did
the blonde get
so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on
the box it
said From 2-4 years. |
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Q: How did
the blonde try
to kill the bird?
A: She threw
it off a cliff. |
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Q: How
does a blonde kill
a fish?
A: She drowns
it. |
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Q: What do
you say to a
blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice
tits!" |
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Q: How do
you amuse a blonde
for hours?
A: Write
'Please turn over'
on both sides of a piece of paper. |
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Q: What
did the blonde say
when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh
look! Donut
seeds!" |
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Q: Did you
hear about the
blonde lesbian?
A: She kept
having affairs
with men! |
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Q: What do
you call a fly
buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space
Invader. |
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Q: What do
you see when
you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of
her head. |
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Q: How do
you make a blonde
laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a
joke on Friday
night! |
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Q: What do
you call a blonde
in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch
Manager. |
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Q: Why are
blondes like
corn flakes?
A: Because
they're simple,
easy and they taste good. |
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Q: How do
you drive a blonde
crazy?
A: Give her a
bag of M&Ms
and tell her to alphabetize them. |
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Q: What is
the difference
between a blonde and a toilet?
A: A toilet
won't follow
you around after you use it. |
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Q: What's
the difference
between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The
supermarket trolley
has a mind of its own. |
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