To Freak Out People While Ordering A Pizza Cont...
the accent on the
last syllable of"pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.
Have your pizza "shaken,
them to double-check
to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.
Move the mouthpiece
farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends,
the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your
"Are you sure this
is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this!
got some explaining to do!" When they finally offer prrof that it
is, in fact, (Pizza Place). start to cry and ask "Do you know
its like to be lied to?"
it's your anniversary
and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting
for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
Eliminate verbs from
|39. Play a
sitar in the
Imitate the order
to see a menu.
the order taker
with little-known facts about country music.
you'll be able
to pay for this when the movie people call back.
|45. Ask if
they have any
idea what is at stake with this pizza.
goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.
the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
Order a slice, not
a whole pizza.
"I'm through with
men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
Doze off in the middle
of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are
they say "What
would you like? "say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
what their phone
number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
Learn to properly
pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in
to complain about
service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean
Tell the order taker
to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's or she's
with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and... action!"
"Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town."
for the guy who
took your order last time.
anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet
aloud if you
should trim those nose hairs.
to talk while
a petty theft
to the order taker.
if the pizza
is organically grown.
about pizza maintenance