To Freak Out People While Ordering A Pizza Cont...
vague in your order.
When they repeat
your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
using a touch-tone
press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.
After ordering, say
"I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
State your order
and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.
|72. Ask if
with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go
the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
the order taker's
psychic aura. Use it to your advantage.
When listing toppings
you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
to play a blues
riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it.
if they would
like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.
Perfect a celebrity's
voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit
Order term life insurance.
the order taker
a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.
a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said
smothered with meat'."
the first topping
you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms,
Hang up before they have a chance to respond.
When the order is
repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change
again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do
you'ge given the
price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."
a one-inch pizza.
Put them on
they say "Will
that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
Order with a Speak-n-Spell
how many dolphins
were killed to make that pizza.
While on the phone,
fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.
in some serious
Dance all around
the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says
say "Please don't mention that word."
|94. Have a
movie with a
good car chase scene playing loudly in the
when a bullet is fired.
a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.
|96. Ask if
the pizza has
had its shots.
Order a steamed pizza.
Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day)
call, So-and-so." Hang up.
Offer to pay for
the pizza with a public flogging.
if they have special
service. If they ask what you mean, say, in your best pouty voice,
guy let me do it."