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Humor Pages - Intoxicated Vol.4
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Report
A drunk phoned police to report that
thieves had
been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.
However,
before
the police investigation could start,the phone rang a second time with
the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," he said with
a
hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake." |
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Inside Job
A man
sitting in the bar found that
the front of
his trousers was all wet. Turning to the man on his right he asked, "Did
you pour beer on my trousers?"
"Nope," came the reply.
Then, turning to the man
on his left, he asked, "Did you
pour beer
on my trousers?" The man also
replied, "Nope."
"Then it must be an inside
job," he murmured. |
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Indecent Exposure
"It was just
a simple
misunderstanding, your Honour." Testified
the man charged with indecent exposure.
"Explain that statement!" harrumphed the Judge. "Well,
you
see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I
wanted
most in a woman -- so I showed her." |
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