Travel Galapagos islands


 "Because your mother is cold.That's why."
Do vampires get AIDS?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? 

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 

Does killing time damage eternity?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo? 

Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? 

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

On Kids Way


An army officer decided to see for himself how his soldiers were doing their duty. He was somewhat surprised at overhearing the following:

"Halt! Who goes there?"

"Friend—with a bottle."

"Pass, friend. Halt, bottle."

Political Jokes

ARTIST—"I'd like to devote my last picture to a charitable purpose."

CRITIC—"Why not give it to an institution for the blind?"

Other Humor & Jokes

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?