If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it? 

Do fish get thirsty?

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress? 

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? 

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine? 

Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? 

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? 

If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? 

How many weeks are there in a light year?

You know how most packages say "Open here".  What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

How long will a floating point operation float?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Medical Humor & Jokes

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


What is the speed of darkness?

Political Jokes

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Law Humor

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs !