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ME THIS 2
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| If
a words in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? |
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| Why does
an inspiring sight
like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient
time? |
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| Why, if
the best things
in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive? |
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| If we are
a country committed
to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? |
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| If you
tell a joke in
the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? |
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| If olive
oil comes from
olives, where does baby oil come from? |
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| Which
of the Himalayas
is the shortest? |
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| Why is it
that when you're
driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down? |
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| If
necessity is the mother
of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented? |
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| Don't you
just hate the
blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to
know what you got? |
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| If the
world is getting
smaller, why do postal rates keep going up? |
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| Consider
one of the most
perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a
candidate
gets elected? |
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| How
does AVON find so
many women willing to take orders ? |
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| Why are
they called apartments
when they are all stuck together? |
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| Why do
we drive on parkways
when we park on driveways? |
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| If all
the nations in
the world are in the debt, where did all the money go? |
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| If you are
driving at the
speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens? |
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| Why is
brassiere singular
and panties plural? |
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| If nothing
ever sticks to
TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? |
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| Why
don't sheep shrink
when it rains? |
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