If a words in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time? 

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down? 

If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented? 

Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected? 

How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? 

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways? 

If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens? 

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? 

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

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