CHICKEN
TALK 3
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Why Did
The Chicken Cross
The Road?
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| Albert Einstein: Whether
the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends
upon
your frame of reference. |
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| Werner Heisenberg: We
are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was
moving
very fast. |
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| Bill Clinton:
For
that oral act what you people call sex. |
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| Epicurus: For
fun. |
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| Saddam Hussein: This
was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping
50 tons of nerve gas on it. |
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| George W. Bush: For
oil, we all need oil. |
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| Darwin: It
was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. |
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| Stephen Jay Gould:It
is possible that there is a sociobiological explanation for it, but we
have been deluged in recent years with sociobiological stories despite
the fact that we have little direct evidence about the genetics of
behavior,
and we do not know how to obtain it for the specific behaviors that
figure
most prominently in sociobiological speculation. |
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| Joseph Stalin: I
don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omlette. |
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| Jack Nicholson: 'Cause
it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. |
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| Howard Cosell: It
may very well have been one of the most astonishing event to grace the
annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the
temerity
to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo
sapien
pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence. |
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| Paul Martin: I was
only in charge of the whole office at that time and I didn't know
anything
about that behaviour. |
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| Hu Jintao: This move
is in the interests of both sides, and is conduciveto boosting peace,
stability
and prosperity in the region and the world at large. |
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| Ronald Reagan: I
forget. |
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| Emily Dickinson: Because
it could not stop for death. |
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