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HUMOR
ABOUT DOGS VOL.2
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The
more one sees
of men the more one likes dogs.
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SEEING
EYE DOGS
Two friends
were walking their
dogs in the park when one suggested stopping at a bar for a drink.
"But we can't
go in there,"
said the second guy. "They won't let us bring our dogs in."
"Don't worry
about it,"
replied the first guy. "Just follow my lead."And into the bar he walked
with his Doberman.
"Hey," the
bartender yelled.
"you can't bring that dog in here!"
"But I'm
blind," said the
first guy. "This is my Seeing Eye dog."
Satisfied, the
bartender
seated him, and just then the other guy came in with his little
Pekingese
in tow. Again the bartender announced that dogs weren't allowed.
"But I'm
blind," said the
second man"This is my Seeing Eye dog."
The bartender
took a long
look at the dog. "That Pekingese is your Seeing Eye dog?" he asked
incredulously.
"What?" said
the second
man. "They gave me a Pekingese?" |
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SPELLING
Two friends
were arguing about
dogs. One would have it that a collie is the most sagacious of dogs,
while
the other stood up for the setter.
"I once
owned a setter,"
declared the latter, "which was very intelligent. I had him on the
street
one day, and he acted so queerly about a certain man we met that I
asked
the man his name, and—"
"Oh, that's
an old story!"
the collie's advocate broke in sneeringly. "The man's name was
Partridge,
of course, and because of that the dog came to a set. Ho, ho! Come
again!"
"You're
mistaken," rejoined
the other suavely. "The dog didn't come quite to a set, though almost.
As a matter of fact, the man's name was Quayle, and the dog hesitated
on
account of the spelling!"
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CONVERSATION
"My dog
understands every word
I say."
"Um."
"Do you doubt
it?"
"No, I do not
doubt the
brute's intelligence. The scant attention he bestows upon your
conversation
would indicate that he understands it perfectly." |
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goes into a pet
store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any dogs that go cheap?" The
Clerk
says, "No, We have birds that go cheep, our dogs go Woof!" |
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